This isn’t actually a clever saying, it’s a literal representation of my day.
I was about to cycle back from my cousin’s and realised my front wheel was flat. My brilliant plan of getting it inflated at the motorbike store across the road didn’t work when it turned out there was indeed a puncture. I had to go on a mystical quest to find a place to fix it, walking my bike along like an idiot.
Annoying, but as a result I discovered a couple of really good places in Tel Aviv to get your bike fixed, rent or even buy a really cheap used bike.
All in a day’s work for the intrepid travel guide writer. Now let’s hope I don’t get VD, as I do want to include info about the sex health clinic…